50 Things You May Not Know About Me ):

1.  A bolivian sleeps in my bed every night. (I, on the other hand, am 5,879 miles from that bed. but still sooooo sexy.)

2. I´ve never kissed an american. (but slowly racking in the rest of the world might i addhahahaha puta....)

3. when somethings really funny i pee my pants and have to sit down. literally, im a urinator, watch your back.

4. I'm very open about my sexuality and sexuality in general and i make fun of people when they act like im perverted because of that.

5. My first crush was a fat fat boy in my preschool who let me read his disney books.

6. I have my vagina pierced.

7. Also a pathological liar. ( hahah no, but i just added a few jackies vagina thoughts too your daily websurfing)

8. I get intense dang dangs when people touch my ears. its because i got stitched there a zillion years ago, and im a raging lunatic. hands off. (copyright leanne thaws sweatshirt, circa 8th grade.)

9.  I dont drink or smoke. I go out clubbing every weekend and everyone around me gets piss off there ass tho. life is goooood haha

10. My brothers fills the  cool kid slot in the family. I fill the slot of She Who Comes Down in Her Underwear When Company is Over.

11. I think girls are cruel. so am i and i dotn know how to change it.

12. my grandma would have heart failure if she saw the outfit i was wearing out dancing tonight. (media puta? por favor, la jackie es bastante puta)
13. I used to think the brookhaven lab was a lobster shop by my old house. intellegence radiates off me....

14.  shots scare the elastic bands off me, and once they had to have my mom, my dad, and the secretary come in and hold me down.

15. I dont like politics because i think it tears people apart. i dont really give a fiddlers fart  (representin the angelas ashes uhm hum) if you like kerry or bush.

16. I talk in my sleep (which scares the hell out of my host family hahaha, it wakes them all up and they dont understand any of it.)

17. i miss my momma and my daddy sooo much.

18. Im such a fanny when it comes to music. Kool 96.7 all the way haha.

19. I really like the movie the Truman show. I made meggy watch it 7 times while we were in the caribean.

20. me and my brother fist fight and wrestle like no buddies buisness

21. I tend to garden in my bra (a thousand sorries ming)

22. Im on summer vacation right now (jealousssss eh)

23. I hate the way thongs feel. I refuse to wear them unless underwear lines smack me in the head. if i wanted a wedgie id give myself one.
24. Im a terrible dancer. Really, im quite an embarressemtn

25. I dont like church cause its boring and the color of the seats reminds me of diarhea. (and dont tell me im the only one of us St james roman catholicers ((cough strictly on christmas)) who spends there time in church scratching off the brown paint off the seat in front of me, and dazedly staring at those fabulous chandeliers untill your eyes go blurry)

26. Im a disaster at sports. I was the captain of the gymnastics team in 9th grade, but couldnt even do a back handspring.

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27. Ive been thinking lately (ahem, in the last3 seconds) and i miss 5th and 6th grade theater arts class. like seriosly, that was the only place where you could take kids from all over the spectrum, mash them together, and say, okay weenys, now sing us a broadway tune! we were so close it was nice.

28. In 6th grade i won an award for being nice to people. : )

29. I cry when people yell at me. Even like jokingly, im a mess haha. once in 8th grade in mr mutters science class he caught me drawing on some like xray glasses or something, and he jokingly yelled at me and i started bawling.

30. I´ve been all around the world ç, can speak 2 langauges and understand 3, and still all i want to do with my life is be a kindergarden teacher and have kids. its the simple things that matter

31. A bright green pen exploded in my mouth my second day of high school. it was steller. hahah. i got up in front of the glass looking like the swamp thing and was like....scuseeemeeee i haffff penn in my mouuufff

32. I dumped glitter on some kids head in preschool, and it was the first time i got in trouble. I went home and was like " momma, i gotyelled" its a ras paz family classic.

34. Ive known my best friend (margaret eileen bridget walsh) for my entireeeeeeee life, and we´ve never fought once. Ive never been away from her for more than 2 weeks before this whole deportion thing occured. please imagine how hard this is haha.

35. In first grade, bryan pinard made the whole class think i was trying to eat my grilled cheese sandwitch with my butt. mrs rinchler wrote a note home about it, and my family has yet to stop asking me if id like to "try this soup with my other mouth?" 

36.  All my dads brothers and sisters have names that start with K,. Kit, Kim, Kyle Karl and Kate.and the same

Okay, so 26 things you didnt know about me, because im going out dancing now. peace and fritas.