50 Things You May Not Know About Me ):

1.  A bolivian sleeps in my bed every night. (I, on the other hand, am 5,879 miles from that bed. but still sooooo sexy.)

2. I´ve never kissed an american. (but slowly racking in the rest of the world might i addhahahaha puta....)

3. when somethings really funny i pee my pants and have to sit down. literally, im a urinator, watch your back.

4. I'm very open about my sexuality and sexuality in general and i make fun of people when they act like im perverted because of that.

5. My first crush was a fat fat boy in my preschool who let me read his disney books.

6. I have my vagina pierced.

7. Also a pathological liar. ( hahah no, but i just added a few jackies vagina thoughts too your daily websurfing)

8. I get intense dang dangs when people touch my ears. its because i got stitched there a zillion years ago, and im a raging lunatic. hands off. (copyright leanne thaws sweatshirt, circa 8th grade.)

9.  I dont drink or smoke. I go out clubbing every weekend and everyone around me gets piss off there ass tho. life is goooood haha

10. My brothers fills the  cool kid slot in the family. I fill the slot of She Who Comes Down in Her Underwear When Company is Over.

11. I think girls are cruel. so am i and i dotn know how to change it.

12. my grandma would have heart failure if she saw the outfit i was wearing out dancing tonight. (media puta? por favor, la jackie es bastante puta)
13. I used to think the brookhaven lab was a lobster shop by my old house. intellegence radiates off me....

14.  shots scare the elastic bands off me, and once they had to have my mom, my dad, and the secretary come in and hold me down.

15. I dont like politics because i think it tears people apart. i dont really give a fiddlers fart  (representin the angelas ashes uhm hum) if you like kerry or bush.

16. I talk in my sleep (which scares the hell out of my host family hahaha, it wakes them all up and they dont understand any of it.)

17. i miss my momma and my daddy sooo much.

18. Im such a fanny when it comes to music. Kool 96.7 all the way haha.

19. I really like the movie the Truman show. I made meggy watch it 7 times while we were in the caribean.

20. me and my brother fist fight and wrestle like no buddies buisness

21. I tend to garden in my bra (a thousand sorries ming)

22. Im on summer vacation right now (jealousssss eh)

23. I hate the way thongs feel. I refuse to wear them unless underwear lines smack me in the head. if i wanted a wedgie id give myself one.
24. Im a terrible dancer. Really, im quite an embarressemtn

25. I dont like church cause its boring and the color of the seats reminds me of diarhea. (and dont tell me im the only one of us St james roman catholicers ((cough strictly on christmas)) who spends there time in church scratching off the brown paint off the seat in front of me, and dazedly staring at those fabulous chandeliers untill your eyes go blurry)

26. Im a disaster at sports. I was the captain of the gymnastics team in 9th grade, but couldnt even do a back handspring.

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27. Ive been thinking lately (ahem, in the last3 seconds) and i miss 5th and 6th grade theater arts class. like seriosly, that was the only place where you could take kids from all over the spectrum, mash them together, and say, okay weenys, now sing us a broadway tune! we were so close it was nice.

28. In 6th grade i won an award for being nice to people. : )

29. I cry when people yell at me. Even like jokingly, im a mess haha. once in 8th grade in mr mutters science class he caught me drawing on some like xray glasses or something, and he jokingly yelled at me and i started bawling.

30. I´ve been all around the world ç, can speak 2 langauges and understand 3, and still all i want to do with my life is be a kindergarden teacher and have kids. its the simple things that matter

31. A bright green pen exploded in my mouth my second day of high school. it was steller. hahah. i got up in front of the glass looking like the swamp thing and was like....scuseeemeeee i haffff penn in my mouuufff

32. I dumped glitter on some kids head in preschool, and it was the first time i got in trouble. I went home and was like " momma, i gotyelled" its a ras paz family classic.

34. Ive known my best friend (margaret eileen bridget walsh) for my entireeeeeeee life, and we´ve never fought once. Ive never been away from her for more than 2 weeks before this whole deportion thing occured. please imagine how hard this is haha.

35. In first grade, bryan pinard made the whole class think i was trying to eat my grilled cheese sandwitch with my butt. mrs rinchler wrote a note home about it, and my family has yet to stop asking me if id like to "try this soup with my other mouth?" 

36.  All my dads brothers and sisters have names that start with K,. Kit, Kim, Kyle Karl and Kate.and the same

Okay, so 26 things you didnt know about me, because im going out dancing now. peace and fritas.

why hello strangers...

mmm kay, so im compleatly bored out of my mind, because its summer here, and this skanky cyber is the only place that has air conditioning. so im pretending that my friends write me tons of super fun emails for me to respond to...when really, im here pouring thoughts into this little box, trying to figure out ways to work in as many smilies as i can in a short amount of time haha. lifes good.

yesterday i had possible the worst day of my entire year here, but as only margey pargey knows about all my adventures (boys and bitches ahoy) and its far to hot to type it out, im gonna let your imaginations run wild....

my parents sent me a huge christmas box the other day, and i had a super time walking 18 blocks through the city with it. by the end, when i was red faced, stumbling and sweaty, i had put it on top of my head (rockin out the african style baby hahaha) and was looking complealty like a freak walking down the street. once some guy offrered to help me, but in moments of importance my spanish fails me, and i said something to the likes of, well your mom eats cigarette hineys! so yea, he took off at a trot from yours truly.

yesterday (la dia de mierda....) was topped off with a dinner that sort of resembled grits, and sort of tasted like used toilet paper. but i had to be polite (Rotary Rule #450, if you dont like it, god doenst like you) so i gulped it down with camel like quantities of water. i just thought you might like to know haha.

anyways, i love you so much, im gonna go see what friends i can rustle up on the streets. btw, robertos in my house now, so for the love of jesus and family, be kind to the poor boy, you have no idea what a nut house hes living in haha.

big kisses!

i would just like to say im compleatly sick of myself hahahaa. no okay scratch that laugh, this is a complealy serious matter jack.
ive spent the last two months not compleatly being able to express myself to anyone within a 5000 mile radius of myself, so ive resorted to being my own best friend, comedian and family. and ive concluded that jackie raseman is fucking ANNOYING to spend 2 straight months with. hahahha
i spent the first month crying to myself, but now that thats all done with, me and myself have begun to have some really fun times together. my favorite is when im walking down the street and i see something compleatly amusing, like a man in too-short-shorts, and i have to turn to my reflection in a store window and shout, DID YA SEE THOSE NUT HUGGERS JACK??? then me and myself have a good chuckle and the passerbys on the street shake their heads and sigh and say "those crazy foriengers..."
and thats another fun thing, i realllllllllyyyyy like being a crazy forienger, it has endlesssssss possibilities hahaha. ive settled in quite nicely to the Argentinian version of Fez mwaahaha. the first is speaking in sentaces that really are the equivelent to " I is going to the store yesterday, when BOOM i blews up!" the second is playing little games to amuse myself, like seeing how long i can go without shaving my legs and then going on like normal wearing my school uniform dress without tights. mwahahha and last but not least, theres the fun buisness of helping people learn english, but teaching them words that i make myslef. hhahahahha there are several large boys in my class walking around saying "I am very twinkficious because i go to the gym everyday" it amuses me to no end.... hahhahaha i think i might have just gotten the finallllll push off the edge when i left the country

and im doing all i can to shatter the imagine the boys have of me as a pretty girl. because i look different than the girls here, it has a kind of enchanting effect on the peenys of this country. as i was kinda shoved into the fugly catagory back home, this is as new as gogurt for me. dont you worry your pretty little heads tho, im on a mission to be back in my fatty only-a-face-jesus-could-love catergory. whenever one of the weenys looks at me during class, i stick out my tongue and make a constipated face, and then shout out somehting along the lines of BOY, IF I HAD KNOWN MY GRANDMAS UNDERWEAR WOULD BE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE, I WOULD HAVE WORN MY DADS!!" always a crowd pleaser.

anways, i love you, i miss you, specially miss my gorgeous fabulous best friend margaret eileen walsh, because she writes to me everyday, shes precious. the rest of you, get off your high horse, pick your wedgies, and write to this:
LittleSunshine16@aol.com   ( i litterally dont care who you are, im off my rocker ill reply to anyone)

p.p (HAHA pee pee) s. eat a bagel and some peanut butter for me.